Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
Been waiting a year to post this.
take me here on our first date
OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS
It’s the Krusty Krab
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
Wait a minute…
I have been laughing at this for hours now…
So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven.
Good job Internet.
Thank you for this!
Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post.
no this is a serious thing because do you know how much shit military spouses get? especially wives. more so if they’re expecting? it’s so much shit. we get over-scrutinized by even our closest friends.
so can we just stop? being a spouse of a deployed servicemember already sucks without getting shit on by what is supposed to be our community.
pLEASE HELP ME MAKE THIS A THING
Though my tumblr needs a bit of cleaning up… In order for this place to even become remotely enjoyable, I will unfollow anyone who throws around ridiculous theories and ideas about prejudice or morals. I have no time for arguing or listening to ignorance. This is not a threat, it’s just more or less of a warning and in return you can unfollow me too! I don’t care anymore. I came back for the sake of laughing and getting a kick out of funny posts, not to continue arguing about politics or beliefs about prejudice to a crowd that would refuse to listen in the first place.