alesusknowles:

Me Being Born

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freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

iswearimnotnaked:

this is the most important picture i’ve ever taken

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

We are proud independent people, fighting for everyone, but you are oppressing us by existing! Just slit your wrists and fuck off you dumb white pig. I bet your not even bisexual, cishet transphobic scum.
Anonymous

asktheangrytitankiller:

wat

I know right, there’s no winning with these guys

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it?