Me Being Born
best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out
i think you need a nap satan
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
this is the most important picture i’ve ever taken
I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.
*gets arrested for being too cool*
I know right, there’s no winning with these guys
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?